Good for a Giggle

"Whaaat? Don't you like my outfit?"

Announcer's voice: Today, young H.D. Felker could be seen sporting a jaunty canary yellow Japanese school-children's hat accentuated with a very nice pair of Thomas the Tank Engine sunglasses. His sporty red soccer shirt was set off nicely by the silk cape and matching boots. Notice that our daring young man is so bold today as to wear his shoes on the opposite feet. This outfit just screams to us, "Gotta love me!"